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Posted by Emma Saven

You know when they say, 'The signs were there all along.' I think this is what they were talking about…Imagine lying on the couch with your boyfriend, finally enjoying a cozy night in, and before you know it, he's lecturing you about all the attention you are giving to your cat and how he is feeling very 'unloved'. Now, this is a love triangle I haven't quite seen before, and I'm not so sure I want to…If this man is feeling insecure and emasculated by a 10-pound ball of fur with two eyes, who knows what else might rub him the wrong way? 

Suddenly, the sky is filled with red flags in constant motion, and every intuition is shouting 'RUN'... You may love him, babe, but I can almost guarantee that cat will be a.) more stable b.) more loyal and c.) wayyyy less problematic. We understand a slightly possessive partner, but pushing the cat off your girlfriend to stop them from cuddling seems a bit odd, don't you think?

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Posted by Sarah Brown

After their beloved rabbit passed over the rainbow bridge, one hooman found themselves in need of a little furry comfort. Life seemed a bit emptier, and the "bun mansion" that once rang with tiny paws now echoed with silence. But fate, or maybe feline mischief, had other plans.

During a walk with family, a scrappy little kitten squeezed through a chain-link fence and announced himself with a chorus of insistent meows. No one claimed him, but this tiny whiskered interloper made it clear: he wasn't going anywhere. Carefully bathed, de-fleaed, and tucked into the bun mansion-turned-cat-mansion, he quickly proved that he wasn't just a stray. He was a full-time cuddle commander.

Named Kenji, he spent the first week glued to his new pawrent's chest, purring away heartbreak and filling empty spaces with mischief, play, and tiny paw attacks. With a thousand toys, constant attention, and a dog now happily interacting with a fellow critter, Kenji has become the perfect little feline remedy. What started as an unexpected guest has turned into a whiskered companion who arrived just when he was needed most.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

In many ways, cat memes and cats themselves are nearly identical. Both manage to get humans meowing back at them (seriously, who doesn't meow at their cat?) and both make us laugh in ways that can only be described as feline meowgic. Just as a real cat's purrs warm your heart, wholesome cat memes bring that same cozy, fuzzy joy. And since cats reign supreme over households, couches, and sunny windowsills, it's only natural that cat memes reign supreme over the internet, ruling it like the fluffy overlords they were always destined to be.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Well, cat-lovers, we've officially crossed the territory into Silly Land, with no way out in sight. Today's story harkens us back to the origins of I Can Has Cheezburger, where we brought you nothing but the most hissterical, and also the stoopidest, cat-related things on the internet. Today, our audience is more into the dramatic stories of people "stealing" cats or Karens getting mad at cat owners for quite literally no reason. Although we've tried to stay current and give the people what they want, we will never stray away from the stories that make up the DNA of I Can Has Cheezburger.

We started this website with meowrvelous determination, a purrfect passion for silly cat memes, and to purrvide humor to all hoomans who love cats. And we can tell you that we are pawsitively certain that you'll find a ravishingly ridiculous post below. A woman got a letter from her HOA demanding she pay pet rent for her "unauthorized cat". We're not going to spoil the surprise, but we guarantee you'll get a giggle out of this. As if HOA's could get any more absurd, well, turns out they can. If we got a letter like this from our HOA, we would have done the exact same thing (post it on the internet for everyone to have a good laugh at).

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

You brought home a kitty, thinking that they would be your steadfast, cuddly companion. Instead, you got a feisty little furball who bites your ankles, breaks your mugs, and smells a bit like Fritos. Judging mercilessly from atop the refrigerator, your cat looks down on you in disappointment like Batman over Gotham. However, you still reach your treat-dusted fingertips up to that adorable cat's face in the hope that you can graze just the top of their noggin. 

Stockholm syndrome has taken over your mind, but in reverse. And although we humans are prisoners to our meowlodramatic felines at home, we love them all the same. They may cry and mew when we're 2 minutes late for their usual breakfast, but we'll pay them back with a dried minnow, a kiss on the forehead, and a little extra gravy in their kibbles. Puurhaps our cattos are more than just a dramatic addition to our family, but the cornerstone of cuddliness that reminds us to savor the affection and the good times in life. 

Because you never know when the next mood swing is around the corner, especially with your cats. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Ah, Tuesday. The day where even the fluffiest of felines feel the weight of the week already. The Tuesday Tireds have officially set in, and cats everywhere are dragging their paws, yawning at anything that moves, and giving the absolute laziest side-eye to humans attempting to engage them in play.

Kittens who were zooming around yesterday are now gracefully collapsing onto the nearest sunny spot, tails flicking in mild irritation at any interruption. The older cats lounge like royalty on their thrones (or couches), occasionally raising a paw to swat at a toy, then promptly falling back into a nap. Every meow seems to carry the sentiment: "It's only Tuesday? Already? Really?"

Even the most energetic furballs conserve energy, strategically hiding in boxes or behind curtains, only emerging when the treat bag rustles or the food bowl jingles. Playtime is minimal, cuddles are selective, and productivity is nonexistent. With their slow blinks, soft purrs, and perfectly timed loaf poses, they remind us that sometimes the best way to face Tuesday… is to nap straight through it.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats are the original antisocial introverts and masters of avoiding awkward social interaction. Some days, they're totally content ignoring humans, scrolling through life one side-eye at a time. Need a cuddle? Too bad. They've got better plans: napping, staring blankly, or dramatically disappearing behind the nearest curtain.

Humans might offer treats, toys, or gentle pats, but cats often respond like we're pestering them with unsolicited small talk. "Oh, you wanted attention? How quaint," says the flick of a tail or the slow retreat into a hiding spot. They're experts at ghosting, pacing their own schedules, and perfecting the art of pretending not to see you even when you're right there.

Relatable? Absolutely. Hoomans sometimes have days when socializing feels exhausting, and cats get it. Maybe too well. Watching them dodge interaction with such skill is oddly inspiring: why engage when you can nap, judge silently, and only respond on your own terms? These antisocial fluffballs remind us all that sometimes the best mood is "do not disturb." 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

A hopeful but frazzled pawrent has just adopted a seven-month-old kitten, and life has become a pawsitively tense adventure. The tiny furball is irresistibly cute but skittish, turning every entrance into a suspenseful game of hide-and-seek. A private cat sanctuary with food, water, litter box, and treats is set up, yet every attempt at interaction feels like tiptoeing through a minefield of claws and silent judgment.

The pawrent is unsure of the right approach. Should food be offered by hand or left on a plate? Is staying in the room too much or too little? Each encounter feels like walking a tightrope over judgmental paws, while the kitten darts away at the slightest sound. Still, the kitty eats, drinks, and uses the litter box perfectly. They're slowly getting used to their new home, proving that this new pawrent is doing something right. 

Having only known docile, affectionate family cats, this shy newcomer is a whole new ball of yarn. Each day is a careful mix of patience, observation, and quiet panic, as the pawrent tries to make their whiskered roommate feel safe… and maybe, eventually, allow a cuddle or two.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Let's take a moment to talk about the clawminality of cats. Clawminality is a gene that all felines are born with, no matter what kind. However, the thing that differs from cat to cat is their use of it. Some cats actively use it to have fun and this can be seen in the purrpousful knocking over of vases or glasses, the climbing of curtains and the nibbling of feet. But for the cats who do not actively use their clawminalioty it still seeps out in their behavior in innocent ways, such as hiding in completely inaccessible places, sharpening claws on the furniture, and inappropriately timed zoomies.

And our rescued feline from this story certainly belongs to the second kind of cat, as he decided to hide from the strangers in his house in the one spot where no one would ever find him. Little did he realize that his hiding spot was the very thing that the strangers came to collect…
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We all love a derpy cat. It's like they were born with a mission to keep us laughing - and we all know that they never fail. One minute, they're majestic little predators, stalking across the living room like jungle royalty. But the next minute? They're stuck halfway in a grocery bag, staring at you like "This is fine". Cats flop dramatically off the couch, misjudge a jump and land squarely in a laundry basket, or sit with their tongues poking out like they've forgotten how to "cat". And let's not forget the endless fascination with the void - whether it's staring intensely at a blank wall or getting hypnotized by the ceiling fan. Every cat pawrent knows that moment when their furball goes from graceful to goofy in 0.2 seconds flat. That's the magic of derpy cats - they keep us on our toes and remind us that perfection is overrated when silly is so much better.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Ah, the old "I'm just going to buy a fish" excuse, huh? Her husband fell for the oldest trick in the book. We, too, have been known to go out to "buy a fish" and come back with a cat (or two). We can't help it! We can't turn our backs on kitties in need, and two adorable voidling brothers like the ones below would definitely qualify as cats in need of a good home. At this point, anytime we go out for any unspecified reason, our partner knows we're on the hunt for a new cat to bring home. They've even started coming with us to help (and this is why we're getting married).

Petsmart is no place for a cat to live. In fact, no cats should be forced to live in an animal shelter of any kind. Of course, it's pawsitively better than living on the streets, but we wish for more people to make space in their hearts and homes for all the cute cats that need them. They are sweet souls who just need a little love, and honestly, what's the harm in adopting one more cat?

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Did you know that Siamese cats can change color as they grow from kitten to adult kitty? Neither did we—until we saw this pawdorable TikTok video with hundreds of comments of cat owners sharing their "toasted" Siamese feline friends!

I have a multicolored feline baby myself, but he's a two-colored Tuxedo cat. His fur pattern has never changed, only expanded since his body has gotten bigger! Siamese cats, though, have the potential to completely change to a darker colored, sometimes even to a black coat, over time. This is due to temperature-induced sensitivity regarding cats' melanin! So, though you might have a cream-colored fur baby at first, they might get "toasted to perfection" as they grow up! It's almost like owning two separate cats, right?!

Below, you'll find the cutest Siamese cats, ranging from "undercooked" to well-toasted. And guess what? We love them all! I mean, how can you not? Scroll below to get a personal look at the toasted beauties!

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats, we can all pretty much agree that they are on the unhinged side of things. You never quite know what they are thinking, you never quite know what they are going to do next, all you do know is that whatever they do, it will be unexpected. Which ironically makes this story somewhat expected, but only in the sense that we are prepawed for the unexpected. For this story is the tail of a cute cat child who developed quite the aggressive expression of love, purrhaps from watching countless hours of WWE on television with her pawrents.

But instead of her pawrents trying to correct her expression of love, or worse still, give her away for being unmanageable, they banded together and came up with an idea. Because sometimes you cannot do anything about the onslaught of a storm, you simply have to put on a raincoat and see it out.
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

When life has you hissing at your to-do list, there's only one prescription: cats. Not just the soft purrs and the slow blinks, but the endless stream of memes that turn whiskers and toe beans into pure feline serotonin boost. Cats have an almost magical ability to nap anywhere, zoomie at random hours, and make us laugh at their sheer dramatic flair. That's why this long list of feel-good feline pawsts is here to lift your spirits, chase away the mellows, and remind you that the internet was invented for one thing: cat content.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We have made a lot of mistakes in our lives, but giving people a momma cat and two kittens has not been one of them. We've accidentally sent a message meant for our friends to our work group chat, and we've had a 10-minute conversation with a black shirt that we were absolutely sure was our black cat, Pierre, but we've never mistakenly given cats away. There are so many steps involved in giving cats away that it's not one mistake, it's at least five, if not more. 

That's why we're calling out the unhinged cat rescuer in this post - we think she's pawsitively lying through the skin of her teeth. She found a pregnant cat, rescued her, and she gave birth to two cute kittens later. Wanting to keep all three cats together, she looked for people willing to adopt three cats, and as you can imagine, there aren't many people willing to adopt three cats (with two of them being kittens) all at once.

Luckily, the couple in this post opened their hearts and homes to the feline family. Overjoyed, the rescuer treated them with the utmost kindness and handed over the cats to their new pawrents. Days later, she flipped the script entirely, saying that giving them the cats was a "lapse of judgment". Uh-huh, sure. And our cats never wake us up at 5:30 AM, screaming for food. We'll leave it up to you to decide whether you think she's fibbing or not, but we're pawsitively certain something fishy was going on.

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Posted by Emma Saven

People dress up their pets, bedazzle their collars, and even bake them pet-friendly birthday cakes. It's cute and it's socially acceptable. We, more than anyone, understand that some people (us) truly view their animals as their babies, completely understandable. However, there are certain boundaries that should be addressed. Like ensuring you don't push your 'pet mother/fatherhood' self-appointed title onto anyone else…It just makes things complicated, and ultimately quite strange!

I'm sure if you ask nicely, your family members will allow your pet to sniff their shoes, and maybe even give them a cuddle or two..But when this mother expects her daughter, who's visiting from abroad, to bring gifts for her entire family and her catsshe might reply with a confused paw-don me?! How can she ask her daughter, knowing she is on a tight budget, to buy gifts for her pets when she can barely afford gifts for her own family? And then proceed to get offended when she refuses?! 

I'm starting to wonder who (or what) this mother views as her favorite child…?

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