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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Oh Monday, it truly is the worst of days, and if it were up to us, we would declare them to be a public holiday, though that would be problematic for Tuesday, but you know what they say, one problem at a time.

So to try and offer you a little levity as you trudge your way through this harsh and harrowing day we made this collection of grumpy cat photos for you to either have a good giggle to, or purrhaps for you to finally find your lookalike when you are grumpy yourself. After all, we all have at least a little grumpy cat within us, whether we like to admit it or not. So take a moment to step away from the madness of Monday and indulge in the delight of cute cats, even if they are a bit angy.  
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Jealousy is a very ugly emotion. It makes us do and say some seriously unthought out and unhinged things and at its worst it turns us into complete monsters. Which is pretty much what one woman became when she simply could not handle the love and warmth that her boyfriend shared with his cat child. Purrhaps it was a symptom of the girlfriend's need for complete attention and expression of love that she was denied in her youth.

But no matter where it came from, coming to the point where you suggest giving up on the life of a beloved cat child instead of investing in a little bit of medical treatment is a hundred steps too far for any cat lover's taste. So let this serve as a warning to those who are jealous and a reminder to those who love cats, feline love trumps all, there is no getting between it and those who attempt to will face consequences.
 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We're not supposed to have a favorite cat breed here at the I Can Has Cheezburger offices, but let us tell you a little secret: we do. They're not the purrfectly precise Persian cats, or the adorable Abyssinians, but the most chaotic of all cat breeds: the orange cat. Purrhaps it's their himbo energy, or maybe it's their pension for liking lasagna, but we just love those chaotic little clementine-colored cuties. They're loving, they're snuggly, and they keep our lives interesting with their derpiness. 

Sure, it also means that we wake up in the middle of the night sometimes to him yowling because he got his head stuck in a container, or we walk into the room to see him hanging from the ceiling fan, but what is life without a little surprise every now and then? At the end of the day, each one of us is a little bit of a weirdo, and by loving him in all of his weirdness, we feel a little bit like we're loving the weird and chaotic parts of ourselves. 

To all of you ginger cat pawrents out there, we see you, and we understand how crazy it can be. But in the end, you'll have a snuggly boy cat to cuddle with for a long time, and they will love you so fiercely that you won't even feel worthy. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Happy Monday, everyone! Go ahead, snooze the alarm clock one more time. Another week is ahead of us, and every minute during this morning counts. The first thing you do today is going to set the stage for the rest of your week. And you know it. That is why you are here, doing self care, making sure that you start your week on the right paw with a smile and a laugh and, of course, some hilarious cat memes.

Every single week, we bring you a bunch of new and pawsome cat memes to enjoy first thing on Monday morning. Except these are not just any memes. These are the best memes coming to you directly from the depths of X. Yes, we're still on that app. We can't quite leave it. But there are some weeks where we would rather just have all the purrfect cat content summed up in one place instead of having to see all the other drama. So, we do it for you.

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Posted by Etai Eshet

There are two things guaranteed to light up even the coldest heart: gorgeous interior design and cats. Now, someone has cracked the code and combined them, like the cheese and pickle sandwich of the home décor world, except way more photogenic. Let's be honest, staring at sun-drenched minimalist living rooms can only do so much for the soul. Add a couple of cats flaunting their fur on tiny velvet thrones, though, and suddenly you understand what happiness is supposed to feel like.  

This is perfect because, who doesn't want pictures of beautiful interior gems and absolute grails disguised as functional furniture? Now just imagine this, but WITH CATS. Are you kidding me? Was this designed for you specifically? Am I being followed? Did someone sneak into my brain and note down everything I want and need? That's not paranoia, that's good taste.  

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Posted by Sarah Brown

The first day of fall has finally arrived, and no one is more excited than our feline friends. While hoomans grab pumpkin spice lattes, cats are busy plotting their purrfect autumn adventures. The air is crisp, the blankets are out, and the sunbeams come with just the right amount of cozy warmth for mid-afternoon catnaps.

Of course, the real highlight of fall for cats is the crunchy leaves. Nothing delights a whiskered explorer more than pouncing into a pile and hearing that satisfying crunch under their paws. It's like nature's bubble wrap. Irresistible to step on, leap into, and scatter everywhere. Bonus points if the leaves stick to their fur, leaving them decorated like tiny woodland royalty.

Indoors, cats embrace the season with equal cattitude, claiming every soft blanket in the house and demanding to be the center of all cozy activities. Whether they're loafing by the window, chasing leaves in the wind, or snoozing through spooky movie marathons, cats remind us that fall is about slowing down, soaking in the cozy vibes, and adding a dash of playful mischief to the season.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

The Cat Distribution System has outdone itself once again. Usually, it works in simple ways: a stray wanders into your yard, a friend needs to rehome a kitten, or you stumble across a shelter fluffball who you fall in love with. But every once in a while, the universe writes something so improbable, so utterly cinematic, you almost can't believe it's real. A kitten sneaking aboard a massive cargo ship, traveling across the ocean, and landing in the arms of a forever family? That's not just fate at work - that's the CDS going full blockbuster mode.

What makes surprise adoptions like this so heartwarming is that nobody plans for them. There's no shopping list, no expectations, no "perfect timing". It's just life unfolding in its messy, meowgical way - a little creature showing up where it shouldn't be, and a human stepping up to say, "Yes. You belong with me". Grim, the seafaring kitten, may have started his days skittish and hiding, but thanks to the kindness of strangers and the patience of his new family, he's already transformed into a beloved cat companion.

And that's the thing about cats: they're not just pets, they're storytellers. They weave themselves into our lives in ways that remind us of connection, resilience, and sheer luck. It's easy to look at Grim and see a miracle, but the bigger picture is this - behind every cat adoption is a group of people who care. Sailors who made sure he ate, officers who searched for him, a family who opened their hearts.

In the end, Grim isn't just lucky. He's proof that sometimes the most unlikely tales are the ones that leave pawprints across oceans, across borders, and straight into our hearts.

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

A little girl saved up every dollar she earned selling bracelets at the farmer's market to afford the one gift she always wanted for herself: Her very own cat companion.

There's a reason cat people are so devoted to their pets. Despite felines being equal parts fragile and formidable, cats have a way of carving out a place in our human hearts, wedging their toe beans and their tickly whiskers into our lives before they ever set foot into our homes. Oftentimes, kids lack the foresight to plan their lives around a future feline buddy, but this little girl is built differently. She set her sights on becoming a proud cat owner, and after a summer of making numerous handmade bracelets, she earned enough money to make her dreams come true. With all of the coins and dollar bills in her piggy bank, she traded her summer side hustle for a calico beauty named Catlyn. 

Together, these cuties will have a wonderful friendship that all started because of one little girl's ceaseless determination. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Selflessness in the name of felines is most certainly an act of kindness that could land a person at the entrance to those pearly gates if they do so exist. And the kindness and selflessness of the woman that this story is about is certainly of that kind. For where some people might say that they will go to volunteer at a shelter, or heck even set up a shelter or rescue service, this woman said nuts to that I'm going for the whole enchilada.

So when she got her hands on her first ever house, which happened to come with 15 stray cats as standard, she felt it was only right to give them the space that they deserve, after all they came with the house. But as word got out, the need for her help grew and so did the space in her home for her rescued clouder of cats. Until one day, she herself had to move out to make even more room for her growing number of feline guests. What a purrecious soul she is.
 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This whiskered tale is full of heartstrings and pawsitivity. Over six years ago, a scrappy little balcony bandit started showing up outside this couple's apartment. What began as the occasional food drop quickly turned into a full-on routine with daily meals, a cardboard bed, and eventually a deluxe cat condo. They even gave him a name. And let's face it, once you're naming a cat, you're owned.

When they moved within the same complex, the couple worried he wouldn't follow. But like any good feline GPS, he padded right back to their balcony, happily reclaiming his turf. For four years, he's been their unofficial third cat. Independent, elusive, and master of the midnight door-scratch.

Now, with another move looming, the claws are out on what to do next. One partner wants to scoop him up and bring him along, while the other worries he won't adapt and could wind up lost or worse. It's a classic case of cattitude vs. comfort zone. Whatever they decide, it's clear this balcony buddy has left permanent paw prints on their hearts.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We don't think anyone can explain cat logic. Does cat logic even exist? Listen, it's weird thinking about how your cat can nap on your lap, curled up like a cinnamon roll, purring like a lawn mower, looking all snug and cute - and then not one minute passes and your cat is running on walls, parkouring over all your furniture, zooming all over the house like they're possessed by some feline demon. We cannot explain it, but cats will be cats, no matter what.

We bet that if you look at your cat at this very moment, you can see them doing a Very Cat™ activity that draws out a reaction from you ranging from "aww, what a cutie patootie" to "when did I agree to adopt a demon?". Both are valid responses to cats. We still love cats with all our hearts, and nothing will change that - just like nothing will change cats from being the most cat they can get.

And since cats are just the way they are, it's no wonder all their wonderful whisker-filled chaos is on display wherever we go - because they rule our lives, and they rule the internet. Cats are the undisputed monarchs of the online sphere, the kings and queens of internet comedy, the emperors of memes. Cat memes rule the internet, just as cats rule our lives.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Changes in cats' behavior are always something that you should take notice of. Is your adorable cat sleeping more than usual? Is your cat drinking enough or too much? Does your cat bite you more than before or differently than before? Changes like that can indicate all kinds of things, from potential health issues that your cat might have, to their emotional well-being, to their reactions to changes in their environment. Or, these changes indicate that the street cat you love is pregnant and is looking for a safe place to have her babies. 

You would be surprised how often than happens. Pregnant cats asking for help in one way or another. They can't say what they need, so they just show us. And if suddenly, they're hanging out with you more, showing you more affection and… are starting to look a little more plump than before, well, that might just mean that you're about to have a wiggly little loud little on your paws. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Nothing delights the internet quite like cats showing off their little teefies. Whether it's a majestic yawn, a mid-meow snapshot, or a silly blep, those tiny chompers never fail to steal the show. One second they look like fearsome lions, and the next they're gummy little goofballs flashing their pearly whites like it's picture day at the purrimary school.

Sometimes it's accidental comedy with cats caught mid-snooze with a fang sticking out, looking more like a cartoon villain than a cuddly companion. Other times, it's pure drama, with open-mouth hisses that scream "I'm ferocious!" but land closer to "I'm hangry, feed me now." And don't forget the classic blep, when just the tiniest tooth peeks out, turning your kitty into a certified heart-melter.

No matter how they show up, cat teef are endlessly funny and a little bit adorable. From fierce fang flashes to goofy bleps, those tiny toofers always make us laugh. It's just one more reason our feline friends keep us wrapped around their little paws.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats have a sixth sense when it comes to one thing: the dreaded V-E-T. You can crinkle a treat bag or whisper "dinnertime" from three rooms away and they'll teleport instantly. But say "vet" too loudly, and suddenly you're chasing a furry Houdini who has vanished into thin air.

The drama usually starts with the carrier. To hoomans, it's a cozy plastic box. To cats, it's a purrsonal prison on wheels. One glance at it, and they're bolting under the bed, leaving only a tail tip exposed… as if that's fooling anyone. Once they're caught, the symphony of meows begins. Each yowl says something different: "How dare you," "I'm calling my lawyer," and "This is the end of our nine lives together."

At the clinic, the cattitude continues. They transform from cuddly companions into hissterical fluffballs, convinced the thermometer is a medieval torture device. And yet, after all the pawsic drama, they always forgive us, curling up later as if nothing happened. Because deep down, even the sassiest feline knows their hooman just wants them to stay pawsitively healthy.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Diets are the worst. That is a universal sentiment among everyone - humans and cats alike. And although we are avid supporters that cats are allowed to be chonky, at least to a certain degree, and that the more cat there is, the more cat there is to love, we also understand that some cats… are too chonky. And that means that it is time to face that dreadful thing known as a diet. 

Now, we understand that. We understand that it's time for our cat to dechonkify. But our cats don't get it. Our cats love food, and beautiful chonky cats like the ones who need diets love food more than most. So, it's hard for them to deal with it, just like it would be hard for us. But they have to. Unlike ourselves, they don't have a choice, not really. And so, they get hangry. And they exact their revenge in some of the most serious, consequential… and funniest ways possible. 

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