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noirmuse ([personal profile] noirmuse) wrote2010-04-05 09:24 pm
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Blahblah Meme.

BRITISH

[x]You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. 
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. 
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. I hate all people under the age of 20
[ ] It's football.... not soccer.

Total = 3


AUSTRALIAN

[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total = 3

ITALIAN

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 6

SPANISH

[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. Always.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total = 4

RUSSIAN

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.

Total = 2

POLISH

[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week. 
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish. 
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.

Total = 1

IRISH

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.

Total = 4

AFRICAN AMERICAN

[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. 
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon. 
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.

Total = 2

ASIAN

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 3

GERMAN

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good. Ew.
[x] You speak some German. Durh.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4". Wtf?

Total = 4

CANADIAN

[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total = 1

FRENCH

[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew 

Total = 4

AMERICAN

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.

Total = 1

NORWEGIAN

[ ] you know what lefse is
[ ] you can speak some Norwegian
[x] you love trolls
[ ] you know what lutefisk is
[ ] you have been whale hunting/seeing
[x] food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[x] you have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] you know how to fish and have fished before

Total = 3

Not very stereotypical me. Italian-French, ftw.